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Why Funny Custom Survival Kit T-shirts are a great Birthday Gift.

Custom survival kit t-shirts have become a popular trend, with people creating personalized shirts that include a list of humorous or practical items that they believe are essential for survival in a particular situation. These t-shirts are not only funny, but also practical, as they can serve as a reminder of what to bring on a camping trip, a bachelor or bachelorette party, or any other adventure.

The best part about custom survival kit t-shirts is that they can be personalized to suit any occasion, and can include real items that can be added to the shirt itself. Here are some funny custom survival kit t-shirt ideas to inspire you:

  1. “Hangover Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like aspirin, water, sunglasses, and a greasy breakfast sandwich. It’s perfect for a bachelor or bachelorette party, or a night out with friends.
  2. “Campfire Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like matches, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate. It’s perfect for a camping trip, and will remind you of all the essentials you need to make s’mores around the campfire.
  3. “Road Trip Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like a map, snacks, a travel pillow, and hand sanitizer. It’s perfect for a long road trip, and will remind you of all the essentials you need to stay comfortable and healthy on the road.
  4. “Wedding Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like tissues, mints, a sewing kit, and a wedding ring cleaner. It’s perfect for a wedding party, and will remind you of all the essentials you need to survive the big day.
  5. “Beach Day Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like sunscreen, a beach towel, sunglasses, and a frisbee. It’s perfect for a day at the beach, and will remind you of all the essentials you need to have fun in the sun.
  6. “Parenting Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like coffee, a stress ball, earplugs, and a book on parenting. It’s perfect for new parents, and will remind them that they’re not alone in their struggles.
  7. “Office Survival Kit” – This t-shirt can include items like coffee, snacks, a stress ball, and a stapler. It’s perfect for a coworker who needs a laugh and will remind them of all the essentials they need to survive a long day at the office.

Custom survival kit t-shirts are a fun and practical way to add humor to any occasion. With a little creativity, you can come up with your own funny survival kit t-shirt ideas that include real items that are practical and useful. So why not create your own custom survival kit t-shirt today?

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10 tips to Survive Mardi Gras

Funny Mardi Gras Survival Kit T-shirt
Girl At Fat Tuesdays New Orleans with Breakincase Mardi Gras funny survival kit T-shirt

Here a few quick tips to help survive Mardi Gras for the first time.

1- Dont over do it-

I know it might sound tempting to start your drinking as soon as possible during the day but trust me, the last thing you want to do is be on Bourbon st. throwing up at 3pm, there is still a whole night of partying and alcohol still ahead.

2- Wear some  REALLY comfortable shoes-

You and your friends will be walking and probably dancing ALL day. At times there will be no place to sit at all. Also, those shoes should not be your most favorite as they might get trashed.

3- Find a bathroom not an alley-

Do not pee in public! Your bladder will get full pretty quickly with all the beer and liquor but do not be tempted to relieve yourself in the street. That’s a sure fire way to get a nice ticket from the N.O.P.D or worse get arrested.

4- Visit Fat Tuesday’s-

This one is pretty self-explanatory!  Visiting the place where the rainbow-colored frozen treats spiked with booze all started is a must.

 5- Check yourself before you wreck yourself-

New Orleans is a town rich in history, culture and tradition. Although you are there for one of the biggest parties in the world you have to respect the host, the city and its people. Do not get too out of control, again the N.O.P.D  will not hesitate to put handcuffs on you if you break the law or become unruly. After all, they have an image of bare breasted antics to up hold

6-Keep an eye on your valuables-

Mardi Gras is a pick pocket’s heaven. With so many people in such close spaces, its no wonder that this an opportunity for thieves to get your wallet, phones, purses etc… add in alcohol and you might not even notice your valuables missing for hours. I suggest wearing a money belt, using your front pockets and/or keeping your most valuable things in the hotel room safe.

7- Stay hydrated-

Please drink more than just alcohol, every now and then take a break and drink some juice or better yet water. Your liver will thank you later.

8- Stay close to your friends-

It will be very easy for you to get separated from your party. I suggest setting a meeting point and a specific time before you even head out (ideally your hotel room or lobby). If you do get separated just make sure to remember the time and location to meet back up.

9-  Visit the French Quarter and Bourbon st.-

This is where the magic happens. All the most outrageous and eclectic people will be there. It will be VERY crowded but worth at least seeing it at least once.

10- Wear something interesting-

Check out the ” Mardi Gras  Survival Kit”  T-shirt from Breakincase.com It contains a REAL condom, a realistic hundred dollar bill and real  Mardi Gras beads.

Check them out HERE.

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The Perfect gift for Bachelor / Bachelorette parties

What would you put in your funny survival kit T-shirt ?

Pick up a Sin City OR  bachelor party Survival kit T-shirt that’s perfect for any Bachelor or Bachelorette party. Also ask about custom t-shirts that can be made with what ever you like!  Now you can make your custom t-shirt your self HERE.

There is nothing else like this on the market, our shirts are designed with a pouch holding up to 3 REAL Items that you choose and are washable and dryable.

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Why do they call Las Vegas, Sin City?

Las Vegas is referred as  ‘Sin City’ for many different reasons. 

One of the main reasons that they call Las Vegas ‘Sin City’ is  simply because people commit “sins” when they are there. 

Gambling

With all of the gambling opportunities, people are sometimes irresponsible with their money and will spend than they actually have and to many people, this is considered to be a sin. Some people consider gambling it self  to be a sin and therefore Las Vegas might be the sin capital of the world because of all of the gambling opportunities available.

Prostitution 

A main reason people call Las Vegas ‘Sin City’ is because there are activities that are common place such as prostitution. It is fair to say that most people look at prostitution as a sin. Keep in mind that prostitution is NOT legal in Clark county which is the home of Las Vegas but is legal in other counties that have brothels. Although its not legal in Vegas, it is not that hard to find a single woman sitting at either a hotel bar or slot machine giving you the eye. Just be careful and remember it is not legal in Las Vegas. Your best bet might be to download a dating app like Tinder and searching for a local hook up or just talking to some girls that are looking to have some fun on their vacation.

Drugs

What is LEGAL in Vegas and Nevada is recreational marijuana. Now some people will not include weed as a drug but the federal government still does.Vegas has numerous dispensaries that will sell you anything from the flower to high potency edibles. A popular weed destination is Planet 13 which is not too far off the strip. Now if you’re looking for something stronger, with a little effort you can find whatever you like. So ready availability of drugs is another reason for name Sin City. 

Alcohol

Booze are a HUGE part of the Vegas experience, so much so that it’s legal to walk in the street with open containers. Every place you turn you can a get an ice cold beer or a shot. Again, it’s not necessarily a sin but some people do frown upon people who consume large amounts of alcohol. 

Therefore, Las Vegas is often referred to as ‘Sin City’. As they say, “What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas”. You can prepare for anything Vegas may throw at with a funny T Shirt from Breakincase.com . Check out our official SIN CITY Survival Kit T-shirt that has a REAL playing card, a Realistic Hundred dollar bill, and a Real Condom.

Check out the Sin City Survival Kit t-shirt Here

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How to Survive a Strip Club

Get your Strip Club Survival Kit T-shirt and ADD real money inside!

We guarantee that wearing this Funny T-shirt to your favorite strip club will get you ALL the attention.

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Tips to Survive Las Vegas

5 super quick tips to Survive Las Vegas

1 – Wear comfortable clothes and shoes. You will be doing a lot of walking.

2-Buy liquor at convenience stores or at the CVS or Walgreens .You’ll save a lot of money.

3-Gamble with a daily budget. If you win, put the winnings aside and gamble with your  initial capital but don’t gamble more than your daily budget.

4-Find a good Buffet. Vegas is known for great food. There’s a buffet for everyone.

5- Pick up a ” Sin City Survival Kit T-shirt “

Bonus- Get the heck out of there before you go broke!